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Margo

24 / F / Eastern Seaboard, USA

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Bio: **DO NOT MESSAGE ME IF YOU ARE UNDER 6'5"**

Hey everyone! I'm just a 6'0" queen looking to date someone 6'5" or above. I'm not going to waste time with all you shorties anymore. Being tall (6'0"+) isn't just a physical characteristic, it's a lifestyle. If you haven't banged your head on a ceiling fan, keep scrolling, m'kay?

To those of you who say: "But Margo, you're reinforcing toxic beauty standards!" :( I don't give a heck. Not one single heck. I've done quite enough for you shorties in my lifetime (getting things from shelves, looking over stone walls), and frankly you're starting to get on my nerves. It's not my fault you can't reach the pickle jar with your little shorty-short arms. Get your own damn pickles from now on.

Interests: The tall

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Greg P.

41 / M / Minneapolis, MN, USA

Bio: My whole life, lovers have stomped on my heart with no regard for how that feels. They put on their big stomping boots and go to town. If you're a stomper, get away from me.

If, on the other hand, you're a loving individual with an adventurous soul, who appreciates fine art and good cuisine, send me a message. We just might get along.

A little about me: I'm big into guns. Not in a scary way, in a hot and endearing way. My ideal night is sitting in my parlor polishing my 18th century black powder flintlock rifle, with a nice Pinot Noir beside me. Care to join me? You can hold the gun while I polish.

Interests: Fine dining, guns, classical music, astral projection

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