Explain why you would make a good spouse:
Marriage Pre-Test
To prove your marriageability, please take the pre-test below. A score of 80% OR BELOW MEANS YOU ARE NOT MARRIAGEABLE. YOUR PROPOSAL WILL NOT BE SUBMITTED AND YOU WILL BE ASKED TO WORK ON YOURSELF.
1. Your spouse comes home crying. How do you console them?
Ice cream sandwich Foot massage Funny dance Prank call pizza parlor
2. What is the secret to a long-lasting marriage?
Open winery together Snuggle Sob quietly, whisper "Please don't leave me" over and over again Cuddle
3. What is the best simple machine?
Inclined plane Pulley Wheel Screw
4. Uh oh: Your spouse is cheating on you! How do you react?
Lie down in fetal position Write tortured poetry Scream at heavens Get tattoo of flaming skull to feel powerful
5. What is the square root of 81?
7 9 15 9
