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Say "hello" to The Wild Card...
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DO NOT take The Wild Card lightly. If you see him at the biker bar, sucking down beer and cigs like there's no tomorrow... DO NOT confront him. He WILL challenge you to a duel in the parking lot. He WILL rope you into his reckless bad-boy lifestyle, from which there is no escape...
He is The Wild Card.
Hi, my name's not important, all my friends just call me The Wild Card. Funny story about how I came by that nickname: It involves the three casinos in Vegas and a bunch of stuff I can't mention on the Internet LOL. Maybe if you get on my good side I'll tell it to you. You'll have to buy me a drink first. Except you'll never buy me a drink because obviously it's a man's role to buy the drinks.
If my wild, wild life has taught me one thing, it's that I bleed red. But more than that I bleed red, white and blue. A.K.A. I am a red blooded American patriot who loves nothing more than grilling some dogs with the boys and not more than two women.
Health conditions? None. I am in peak physical condition despite not having seen a deep-state doctor in over 15 years. Don't get me started about the SCAM-demic LOL. My vision is 20/20 (reports of my wearing glasses are exaggerated), and I would prefer my woman to have 20/20 vision to maximize our chances of producing a son with 20/20 vision. He needs to be able to spot bucks from the hunting tower
Here are some hard boundaries for me: No liberal vegetarian meat substitutes, I eat venison exclusively. Vegetarian "meats" (LOL) weaken the immune system. I will not say "I love you" (that's your job). I do not have "feelings" in the traditional sense of the word, and certainly no feeling that feasibly could be called "love" LOL. Think of me as a woodchuck patrolling his domain. Does the woodchuck tell his wife he loves her? No he does not moving on
Other boundaries: Children. I want them (they are of obvious utility to the bunker) but I will not speak with them until their 16th birthdays, at minimum.
George Clooney. He is VERY OVERRATED
