"Ms. Connections" is the Internet's #1 dating website. By every measure, we beat out Grindr, Tinder, Hinge, Match.com... even eHarmony! Our 650 million users rely on us to connect them with the perfect partner... by any means necessary.
The best part? "Ms. Connections" is a 100% online service, meaning that you can find love without ever leaving your computer room!
If you (the lonely single reading this) have given up on finding love, don't click away! Everyone deserves love. Everyone is capable of finding love, with a little help from us.
Picture it... You and your honey bear on the beach... You're holding hands! But wait, what's this... Could it be? Yes! It's your 10 children climbing out of the decommissioned school bus you use to transport them. They're running toward you in slow motion... They love you and your honey bear so much!
Now snap out of it. That could be you, but first you have to put yourself out there. And with "Ms. Connections," putting yourself out there is easier than ever!
Definitely! Just because you're not normal doesn't mean you're not worthy of love. We love our homosexual and transsexual users. They're just so funny and add so much character to the website.
We're sorry to hear that you had a bad experience meeting a user from "Ms. Connections." Although we pride oursleves on our high-quality, non-creepy singles, some low-quality, creepy singles evade our firewall. Our IT department is striving to fix the issue.
In the meantime, we suggest leaving a string of negative reviews on the user's profile. You might consider filling these reviews with profanity (e.g., "crap," "darn") to make the user feel unwelcome in the "Ms. Connections" community.